last night while at walmart, I took a quick detour into the handbags aisle, which in turn led me to the accessories aisle and rows of earrings.
ah the earrings!
they were all big, dangly, plasticy, hoop earrings. with plastic bracelets to match.
and it made me wistful for the girl of the late 80’s who would have spent all of her hard earned (by washing dishes at the restaurant) money on plastic accessories.
in keeping with the 80’s theme, last night I had my usual sexy dream with the guy from high school.
this time we were at a party and were making out in the bathroom.
which was weird on two levels:
1) this guy and I NEVER partied together in high school
2) i would NEVER make out in a bathroom. it’s my firm belief that when you are making out with a hot guy it should be done in public for all and sundry to see.
Just when things were getting really hot and heavy he gave a lame excuse and suddenly disappeared and I was putting my dress back on and the dream was over.
unfulfilled yet again.
which begs the question: is it cheating if it is in a dream?