try as I might, I will never understand frank zappa
I had a dream about george clooney the other night. it was not a sexy dream. we were in church and the minister was making fun of george. and I was laughing.
i was LAUGHING at george clooney!!!
you don’t laugh AT george, you laugh WITH george.
I should be banned from ever having another dream of george.
i also typed george so many times it has lost all meaning.
one of the girls at work just told us that her mother tested positive for TB. Can we still get TB? I thought there was a vaccine for this.
last night, as I was helping a little old lady find a pair of mittens for her great-nephew, I couldn’t help but be mesmerized by the very long hair bristling from her chin. “not by the hair on my chinny, chin, chin” kept floating through my head. it took every ounce of will I had in me to resist reaching over and plucking that sucker right off. I couldn't even look her in the eye while talking to her. This must be how a man feels when they are talking to a woman with big boobies.
speaking of boobies....mine have been itching like mad. i am hoping this is because they are dry and in need of moisturizer and not because they are growing!! I sit at my desk and scratch and scratch not unlike himself scratching away at his balls.
why does free shipping sound so alluring? every time I see it I want to buy something just to get the free shipping. I think I might need to join a support group.
oh and beth....i tried to do that 6 weird things meme. and just couldn't think of anything weird enough to admit in public. so it turns out, for all intents and purposes, i'm practically perfect!!!
but i will be more than happy to tell you 6 weird things about himself!
OR for those of you who know me well...feel free to divulge my weirdnesses (as you perceive them)