Friday, December 15, 2006

in case you were wondering

try as I might, I will never understand frank zappa

I had a dream about george clooney the other night. it was not a sexy dream. we were in church and the minister was making fun of george. and I was laughing.

at george.

i was LAUGHING at george clooney!!!

you don’t laugh AT george, you laugh WITH george.

I should be banned from ever having another dream of george.

i also typed george so many times it has lost all meaning.

one of the girls at work just told us that her mother tested positive for TB. Can we still get TB? I thought there was a vaccine for this.

last night, as I was helping a little old lady find a pair of mittens for her great-nephew, I couldn’t help but be mesmerized by the very long hair bristling from her chin. “not by the hair on my chinny, chin, chin” kept floating through my head. it took every ounce of will I had in me to resist reaching over and plucking that sucker right off. I couldn't even look her in the eye while talking to her. This must be how a man feels when they are talking to a woman with big boobies.

speaking of boobies....mine have been itching like mad. i am hoping this is because they are dry and in need of moisturizer and not because they are growing!! I sit at my desk and scratch and scratch not unlike himself scratching away at his balls.

why does free shipping sound so alluring? every time I see it I want to buy something just to get the free shipping. I think I might need to join a support group.

oh and beth....i tried to do that 6 weird things meme. and just couldn't think of anything weird enough to admit in public. so it turns out, for all intents and purposes, i'm practically perfect!!!

but i will be more than happy to tell you 6 weird things about himself!

OR for those of you who know me well...feel free to divulge my weirdnesses (as you perceive them)


Beth said...

I think you have six weird would be that scratch your boobs in public...two would be that you blog about your boobs. See, I came up with two without even trying!!!!

but yes you can do it about himself if you would like.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to have to agree with beth on that. How about the fact that you had a dream about George. And you were laughing at him!! That's a weird thing.

mannyed said...

Anonymous was Mannyed

kay said...

I didn't realize that was YOU helping me with the mittens for little Jimmy!

Really? Those damn hairs -- which I call stray eyebrows -- start appearing about age 40. I've already given my sons permission to snip away, once I am old and decrepit.

And I know what you mean about the weird thing! It's hard, isn't it?!?

I can't think of anything weird about you yet. It's entirely possible that it's because we are actually quite a bit alike.

Either way. We rock.

Jen said...

I was thinking I would be original and tell you that blogging about itching your boobs might be seen as weird but I see others have beat me to the punch! Oh well, I will make you feel better (or it may be worse) and let you know my breasteses itched like mad when I was pregnant. The only thing I could think of was that maybe they were growing, although I actually went down a size while pregnant because, as you know from reading my blog, I lost weight from being so sick during pregnancy. (That was the worst written sentence in history, but I'm leaving it that way.) Now that I'm thinking about it, maybe they were shrinking and that's why they itched!?!?! Something to think about.

Jess said...

I was wondering... when are you going to post something new??? Come on Jen, you can't suck me in to cheking this thing everyday and then fall down on the job... i just might get bored and tell these people some of the really weird things about you :) !!!

Mainebikerchick said...

I'm sure you could find 6 things if you wanted to...but we'll settle for some weird things about himself!!!

Hope you have a VERY Merry Christmas!!