Purely for vanity’s sake, I have squished me lovelies in a bra that is:
1) pale pink
2) an underwire
3) ever so slightly padded (not that I really need it)
4) and at the moment excruciatingly tight because it is a size too small
The result of this enforced agony?
The girls are flying high and proud.
Salute them as you pass by.