I’ve been taking a new drug for the MS – Low Dose Naltrexone – but that is not the point of this story.
One of the side effects – or benefits, depending on which way you want to look at it – is very vivid dreams. These dreams are so out there that I don’t even bother to try and analyze them, I just accept them.
Mostly they are peculiar, like the night I dreamt that I was chasing Sarah Jessica Parker and tackled her and spanked her bare bottom with a flip-flop, in the middle of the street.
The other night I had a crazy sex dream. Usually when I have my crazy sex dreams, it is with either an anonymous stranger that I picked up in my dream world or the guy from high school whom I’ve told you about.
But this night it was different, this night, the only time I can sleep with someone else without breaking my wedding vows and who should turn up?
I know what you will say, “Awww, how romantic, dreaming about your husband”.
I say, “I was ROBBED”