As we speak, a team of highly organized, professional cleaning peoples are hard at work cleaning up 4 months worth of filth in my house.
That's right, I pay people to clean my house.
They do it in under an hour, while I am at work. So when I come home today, I'm going to find a sparkling clean house.
As a special treat to myself, I've also asked them to please clean out the refrigerator. So all I will have to do is throw out the moldy leftovers!
The carpet cleaners are coming!!