I must share this with you and yes, I am well aware that it borders on the vulgar but nevertheless it must be told:
My husband told me about an NFL football player that couldn't play this past Sunday because of an undisclosed illness.
During a radio interview, Boomer Esiason divulged that the player had a staph infection that caused his manly bits to swell up to the "size of grapefruits" (that might be hyperbole on Tom's part)
I winced in sympathy.
But the mental image I have of a big, tough NFL player mincing along bow-legged will be with me for days.
Now you too can have this image in YOUR brain.
No need to thank me.