I like the color orange.
Not particularly the blaze orange that hunters wear but all other oranges.
I have an orange skirt, orange wallet, orange and yellow plaid capri pants, orange trim on my new balance sneakers etc.
One of my favorite orange items is this mug that my mother got me for Christmas last year.
The mug says: ORANGE:
You are bold
Daring and a
You are fearless
You love to talk
attitude give you strength
I love this mug.
So imagine my distress to discover my beloved orange mug clutched in the dirty paws of my husband, who is CLEARLY not bold, daring and adventurous although he IS fearless obviously, since he dared to use my special mug, and he most certainly does not have a BUOYANT attitude (although he is definitely gaseous)
I firmly demanded that he unhand my orange mug and suggested that, in the future, he please use any of the other 25 mugs in the cupboard which are available for his personal use.
Perhaps the Giants mug that I bought him for Christmas might be a suitable exchange?
Now what have we learned from this story (other than Jen needs to practice her sharing skills?)