This is how my mind is running right now – thanks to the Prednisone…..
ESPN was on in the living room Saturday afternoon.
They were talking about the Kentucky Derby and they mentioned the Queen of England
My mind immediately goes to the thought that the Queen loves horses in all shapes and sizes.
Then it roams to the fact that the every time we ever see the Queen at ANY occasion she is wearing a dress or skirt.
Which leads me to think about the Queen having to shave her legs.
Which THEN makes me think….does the Queen shave her legs?
Does she sit in her gilded bathtub and bring out the Lady Bic and the shaving cream?
Or does she goes au naturel? And if she does shave her legs, does she do the whole leg or just to the knee?
Perhaps she has someone shave her legs for her? Isn’t that what Ladies-in-Waiting are for?
If I were Queen of England I would totally have someone come in and shave my legs for me. Wouldn’t you?
Now aren’t you glad you came along for the ride?