Monday, August 13, 2007

take a ride on my "train of thought"

This is how my mind is running right now – thanks to the Prednisone…..

ESPN was on in the living room Saturday afternoon.

They were talking about the Kentucky Derby and they mentioned the Queen of England

My mind immediately goes to the thought that the Queen loves horses in all shapes and sizes.

Then it roams to the fact that the every time we ever see the Queen at ANY occasion she is wearing a dress or skirt.

Which leads me to think about the Queen having to shave her legs.

Which THEN makes me think….does the Queen shave her legs?

Does she sit in her gilded bathtub and bring out the Lady Bic and the shaving cream?

Or does she goes au naturel? And if she does shave her legs, does she do the whole leg or just to the knee?

Perhaps she has someone shave her legs for her? Isn’t that what Ladies-in-Waiting are for?

If I were Queen of England I would totally have someone come in and shave my legs for me. Wouldn’t you?


Now aren’t you glad you came along for the ride?

6 comments:

3 Parrots Island said...

Is there a bar car on this train?

I have a feeling Queenie shaves her legs a couple times a month, they're usually buried under layers of hose. When it is time to shave perhaps she does outsource the job...but if you're paying someone to shave your legs where does the outsourcing stop?

Please note I mean no disrespect by casually calling her 'Queenie'.

Kay said...

I have a question that's probably even dumber than if the Queen shaves her own legs. What's Twitter? I feel like I should know this, but I don't. You're definitely more hip than I am.

You also get major hip points for finishing the Deathly Hallows! I never even made it through the first HP book because I have the attention span of a fruit fly. I love the movies, though. Just saw #5.

You inspired me to add a Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers movie to my Netflix queue.

Lula said...

Just to throw a wrinkle into it all ... Perhaps she gets them waxed?

Betsy said...

I hate to admit this, but this is how my mind usually works without drugs. And now that I think about it, that has me rather concerned.

Dana said...

Wow, so, that was a crazy ride...But one that was strangely familiar!
re: the Queen - I am of a mind she had those nasty hairs removed permanently years ago. Although I do fancy the idea of her getting them waxed...she would yell something like "Bloody Hell!" (a la Weasley) every time they yanked a strip...

TeacherBee said...

Thank you so very much for the card and the sticky notes. It made my trip from the mailbox that much more delightful! :)

As for the Queen, she's royalty, God's chosen ruler, she doesn't have hair on her legs! Next you're going to say Joan d'Arc was a woman. [...] WHAT?