Friday, September 21, 2007

it's animal kingdom up in here

Happy Friday to me.

This morning I was awakened by my husband’s panicked cry of, “SHIT, I’m going to be late, the cats’ didn’t wake me”

Apparently, the cats come in and wake him up every morning.

But not today.

Today they were too busy stalking and killing Mr. Grey Squirrel.

And I know this because when I went downstairs this morning, I was treated to the sight of the limp, lifeless form of a dead squirrel lying on my living room floor. And if that’s not bad enough, next to it was an unsightly lump of cat vomit.

I’m not exactly sure why there was vomit.

Did the cats’ try to eat their prey and found that raw squirrel this early in the morning too rough on their delicate, Iams fed palates?

Or did they vomit after the excitement of the kill?

In any event, I was simply too aggravated with our worthless cats and quite frankly a bit skeeved out to pick up the dead beastie.

So I left all evidence of the carnage behind and went to work.

Tom will take care of it when he gets home.

I know, I know, Jen the Giant Fearless Snake Killer, overcome by a dead squirrel and a little cat vomit. She's not so fearless after all.

My only consolation is that they didn’t take their victim and hide it under the bed to rot like they did with the mouse.

Onward and upwards my friends, onward and upwards.


Jennifer said...

At least this didn't happen on a Monday. :-)

3 Parrots Island said...

There are a lot of stories of animals meeting their doom on this blog...

That and oreos.


Lula said...

Good call with leaving the mess for the husband .. way too early in the morning to deal with that kind of thing, plus he was already late anyway

Betsy said...

Do you have squirrels nesting in your house? How the hell did a squirrel get into your house???

mk99 said...

I was wondering the same thing. Where the hell do you live? In a tree house :-))

mannyed said...

hahaha, I hope Himself used the "cats didn't wake me up on time" when he arrived at work!

and DO live in the Animal Kingdom. You should start giving tours.

kay said...

My God with the animals! I can barely stand to see my husband and children in the morning, much less dead/icky/undesirable animals.

You're a better woman than I.