Friday, September 12, 2008


When you hear the word Jaws what pops into your mind?

Jaws the movie

The James Bond villain Jaws

(The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker)

And if you are a sports fan ......
Ron Jaworski, former Philadelphia Eagles quarterback and currently a football analyst for ESPN.

While I am a sports fan, I am NOT a Ron Jaworski fan. The reasons are many. Too many to mention here, but just know that I can't bear to hear him talk. According to my husband, Jaws actually does know his football (and is not afraid to tell you!!)

The other night I had a dream that I was on the sidelines at a Pittsburgh Steelers game. I was tossing the football back and forth with a nameless Steelers player, when I was brutally tackled from the side. After I picked myself up and dusted myself off I was unpleasantly surprised to discover that I had been tackled by none other than Ron Jaworski.

I was mildly irritated all day.

I even called Tom at work to tell him about my dream.

He consoled me with this thought, "It could have been worse, it could have been Joe Theisman."

Tom knows that my disgust for Joe Theisman runs deep and true!
And that, my friends, is how I know that football season has come to my house!
Has it come to yours?!


34 Years said...

I would think shark first, as I'm petrified of them...and then yes, the unfotunately toothed Bond villain.

Ron? Not so much.

And yes, football season is alive in my house. For sure.


Anonymous said...

Oh it's been at my house for a while. He is a part of two fantasy leagues, one which meets every Sunday. It's all fine and dandy until he starts neglecting his husbandly duties.

Melody said...

No, and my husband and I can say in complete unison - Thank God.

We're not sports-folks.

But enjoy.