Tuesday, November 21, 2006

if you were in my house....

If you were in my house this weekend you DEFINITELY would have seen me lolling on the couch, swilling Dayquil, blowing my nose every 10 minutes and watching E! THS “Full House”

If you were in my house this weekend and you looked real close you MIGHT have seen that I cleaned the bathroom .

If you were in my house this weekend you would NOT have seen me do any laundry.

If you were in my house this weekend there is NO WAY you would have seen that I ate an entire box of Cocoa Pebbles as I threw away the box and bought a new one to replace it so Himself would never know.

If you were in my house late Saturday night you would have seen me hunched over on the pot groaning in misery, because I ate a whole box of Cocoa Pebbles*

If you were in my house this weekend we really need to talk about how you found my house!!

* Along with enormous amounts of Oreos, Cocoa Pebbles will also act as a laxative


R said...

I feel for ya. I've had a sinus infection for the past 3 weeks now.

Perhaps if Himself happened to observe you having a horrific coughing spell over his dinner, he may feel the need to help Himself to future meals. Just an idea.

I wonder what would happen if you ate Fruity Pebbles and Oreos?


Anonymous said...

I hear that Cocoa Pebbles look the same going in as they do going out.

katielady said...

Poor girl! Feel better soon!

Alicia said...

UGH!! The last time I ate a whole bag of Oreos...THAT was me!! Poor girl!! I hope you feel better soon!


mannyed said...

It was easy to follow your house. I just followed the cocoa pebble trail to your door.

mannyed said...

easy to *find* your house.

Cindy said...

Hey Jen! Jeez, I really hope you shake that cold before Thanksgiving. I'd really feel bad if you weren't able to enjoy the annual feast!

Love oreos, but not the effect they have on my system...eewww!

Ami said...

Hope you're feeling better! I can relate...my last two weekends have been full-on peanut butter binges. Talk about gas! I'm still passing it! LOL

kay said...

I seem to have built up a tolerance for the Oreo cookie-Cocoa Pebbles combination.

Maybe the entire gallon of milk I drink to accompany them counteracts the laxative effect.

I should go do some research. Right now.