How sickness enlarges the dimensions of a man's self to himself - Charles Lamb
Still sick.
Becoming increasingly petulant.
Still not getting much sympathy from Himself.
This morning he told me with great heartlessness that the cold will probably settle into a sinus infection.
I suppose he'll want to cancel our date to see "Casino Royale"
The boss is buying us lunch today. Chinese, my favorite. Great. I can't taste a bloody thing. I might as well be eating wet cardboard.
You see?
Utter petulance.
10 comments:
You tell Himself that the Mainebikerchick is gonna KICK HIS ASS if he doesn't start rubbing your feet, kissing your ass and pinching your boobies...oh, you don';t want your boobies pinched?? DAMN woman!! Guess that's what you get for WRITING ABOUT THEM all the time!!! Can't get my mind out of the gutter!!
So I really wanted to be sympathetic and coo at you about not feeling well, and now all I can think is "Mmmmmmmmm. Chineeeeeeeeese."
Rest up this weekend. I need constant entertaining, and this is where I find it, so I can't have you deteriorating into a sinus infection.
Tell Himself that your sympathy factor is going to be really high when his turn rolls around. LOL!
Suggested script:
"If and when i develop a sinus infection, antibotics will no doubt clear it up in record time.
I'm thinking science hasn't found a way to cure blathering idiocy yet.
Or make fullly cooked meals and clean laundry appear as if from nowhere.
Bad luck for you, nincompoop."
(gotta love Winston Churchill... also, i really don't like nincompoop, but i was so excited that my spellchecker recongized it the other day, i've been using it everywhere... at least that's spelled correctly!)
jen you not nis#E about himself he yore husbaN maybehe not feel good sometime to i so cited about thanksgibing my freinruth and wiLmacome over an ant em sayi can make pie lovedaisy
You poor thing. I had bronchitits for 4 weeks really bad. Dont worry, just sneeze and cough all over Himselfs' food...it will serve him right.
Any better?
How dare a cold ruin chinese food and Casino Royale!!
Is this a bad time to tell you that I saw Casion Royale over the weekend...
get better and go see Casino Royale ASAP.
....Casino 'Royale with Cheese'
xoxoxo
Sanna
I just read your comment on how I came up with the name of my daughter and all I have to say is, "Bertha?! Really?" You're a brave woman. But, you never know, it may grow on me and I'll be stealing it,,, you heard me, I'm stealing it!
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