Let me preface this post by clarifying that I detest blog posts that are all about ill health.
Having said that……
I am sick.
I have a sore throat, a nagging cough and my ears are stopped up.
My husband is avoiding me so that he doesn’t get sick and keeps telling me to “drink orange juice or grapefruit juice”. But he doesn’t object to my germ-ridden self slaving over a hot stove to make him dinner.
In order to get some sleep I took some Tylenol night time cold remedy.
This allowed me to sleep.
But I had dreams all night long.
And they weren’t the good kind. You know, the sexy dreams that I have once a week about me making out with the guy from high school, but rather dark and disturbing ones. The ominous kind that you can’t remember when you wake up but leave you feeling distressed and out of sorts.
I’m probably contagious.
You should leave now before you get sick too.
Please feel free to take a complimentary bottle of Purell on your way out.