Wednesday, October 10, 2007

to jen, with love

Dear Jen,

You are NEVER going to look good in a pencil skirt.

As such, we would appreciate if you would quit trying to stuff us into one.

You’re not Angelina Jolie going to pick-up Maddox from school, so quit trying. It’s just not going to happen.

Yours truly,

Thunder- thighs and bubble-butt.

PS: The ankles liked the cute red shoes you tried on the other day though. They said they never felt so trim and slim.


mannyed said...

Thunder thighs and bubble-butt should both be thankful they have a place to hang out. Sheesh.

TeacherBee said...

I, on the other hand, cannot find cute shoes to save my life. As soon as they are on my feet they turn hideous and ridiculous. The only thing that makes my legs look "not so short" are high heels, and I just can't pull that look off except for Saturday nights when I put my street-hooker clothes on.

Dana said...

I agree with Mannyed...Thunder Thighs and Bubble-butt sound ungrateful to be well fed and have a comfortable home.

And Jenn needs to hear she is a beautiful woman!

Gillian said...

Dear Thunder Thighs and Bubble Butt -

Angelina Jolie pokes her kids in the eye with her collarbone when she hugs them. Nobody wants to sit on that lap. Angelina should be so lucky as to have you to pad her out and make her less poky. So quit complaining.

smtwngrl said...

I'm unexplicably drawn to pencil skirts, too! And I know when I try them on I'm going to have to go home and eat a tub of ice cream to make myself feel better, so I don't know why I keep doing it!

Jennifer (Jen on the Edge) said...

Ah, but wearing top-to-bottom black ala Ms. Jolie is so very slimming.

Cute red shoes?