You are NEVER going to look good in a pencil skirt.
As such, we would appreciate if you would quit trying to stuff us into one.
You’re not Angelina Jolie going to pick-up Maddox from school, so quit trying. It’s just not going to happen.
Thunder- thighs and bubble-butt.
PS: The ankles liked the cute red shoes you tried on the other day though. They said they never felt so trim and slim.