i went to the dentist today and learned, much to my vindication, that i do NOT have a big mouth after all.
both the dentist and her assistant commented on that fact several times.
i wanted the dentist to write a note to my mother to verify this. i cannot tell you how many times my mother has instructed me to shut my big mouth.
you'll be dismayed to learn that i had two cavities filled today and have to go back in two weeks for three more fillings.
this is what comes from a diet comprised mainly of oreos, krimpets and candy corn.