I'm guessing the DHL delivery man is single.
To begin with, he is a freaky looking little man with slightly protuberant eyes, a receding hairline and bad breath.
In general, separately these are things that a woman might be able to live with but combine them with a monstrously long black nose hair and you just know that this man has no woman in his life.
Because seriously, would you let your man go out of the house like that?
The whole time he was talking to me, I was trying so hard no to stare in rapt fascination at his nose, thinking at the same time "I'm SO going to blog about this"